Original Poop Knife: Ridiculous Gag Gift or Daily Necessity?
Original Poop Knife is a product inspired by a viral Reddit confessions post where a man learned at age 22 that not every family has a Poop Knife. Original Poop Knife is a strong, hygienic silicone covered knife that comes in hilarious packaging. It’s fantastic as a gag gift or white elephant for that Uncle who always clogs the toilet at family functions, and works great for it’s intended purpose. With over 250+ 5 star reviews on Amazon, our customers think so too.
Original Poop Knife will slay the most savage sewer snakes and the chop the fattest heaved Havanas. Be a samurai of the porcelain poo poo platter and the hero of your next Holiday gift exchange with Original Poop Knife.
$19.99 at www.originalpoopknife.com
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Do you, your friends, or your family poop big?? Do those logs sometimes need a little help going down? Endlessly spinning poops will mock you from the toilet vortex no more! This knife will chop the most compacted of brownies, the most seasoned of sausages, can handle the hardwood of butt logs, the longest of sewer snakes, the most ferocious of bog crocodiles, and the fattest of heaved Havanas.
Never to be mistaken for a box opener again, this poop knife is one of a kind – made from metal reinforced silicone it is strong, hygienic, and easy to clean. Guaranteed not to turn into a rusty punji stick.
Be a samurai of the porcelain poo poo platter.