{"id":387906,"date":"2018-01-02T11:01:57","date_gmt":"2018-01-02T11:01:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.intouchrugby.com\/magazine\/?p=387906"},"modified":"2018-01-02T16:20:43","modified_gmt":"2018-01-02T16:20:43","slug":"jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.intouchrugby.com\/magazine\/jokes\/","title":{"rendered":"Jokes &#038; Fun Ways to Start 2018&#8230;. by Joke Book Author Ms Sandra Ruiz Zouak >> sandrasimagination.com For Example: 2018 will be my funny year. I am making the resolution of bonding steadily with at least three clowns."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\">Jokes &amp; Fun Ways to Start 2018&#8230;. by Joke Book Author Ms Sandra Ruiz Zouak &gt;&gt; <a href=\"http:\/\/sandrasimagination.com\">sandrasimagination.com<\/a> For Example: 2018 will be my funny year. I am making the resolution of bonding steadily with at least three clowns.<\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.intouchrugby.com\/magazine\/?s=sandra+zouak\">Click here for a range of Joke Books by Ms Sandra Ruiz Zouak!\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">2018 will be my funny year. I am making the resolution of bonding steadily with at least three clowns.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I will also start my day reading one page of Sandra Zouak&#8217;s Jokes Books.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I promise to laugh off people&#8217;s bad jokes- and tell them I am laughing only because they&#8217;re so sad.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I will laugh at the face of my eternal and miserable ever self-pitying friend from college.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I will only post funny stuff on social media.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I will make a secret note on my smartphone about how funny I can be- even when its others laughing at me.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I will draw a sketch of the company boss&#8217; face when he lost his keys and stick it up the office kitchen fridge- then sign it.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Whenever I talk about my past failures I will do so in the third person and get everyone entertained.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I will try and crack at least one Joke to a stranger everyday on my way to work.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">And lastly, I will tattoo my teddy bear with my nickname on his left arm and not let anyone touch it!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Happy New Year to all you funny people!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Sandra Zouak<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Jokes &amp; Fun Ways to Start 2018&#8230;. by Joke Book Author Ms Sandra Ruiz Zouak &gt;&gt; sandrasimagination.com For Example: 2018 will be my funny year. I am making the resolution of bonding steadily with at least three clowns. Click here for a range of Joke Books by Ms Sandra Ruiz Zouak!\u00a0 2018 will be [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":387907,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[16560,5947,23592,23594,13966,23561],"class_list":["post-387906","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-clubs","tag-16560","tag-fun","tag-jokes","tag-ruiz","tag-sandra","tag-zouak"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.intouchrugby.com\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/387906","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.intouchrugby.com\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.intouchrugby.com\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.intouchrugby.com\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.intouchrugby.com\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=387906"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.intouchrugby.com\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/387906\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":387908,"href":"https:\/\/www.intouchrugby.com\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/387906\/revisions\/387908"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.intouchrugby.com\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/387907"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.intouchrugby.com\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=387906"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.intouchrugby.com\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=387906"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.intouchrugby.com\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=387906"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}